Pakistan Under Musharraf

We have barely managed to enter 2008 as a nation and the future looks so bleak that we are not sure whether there would be a Pakistan in 2009 or not.
Out of the last 6 hours, we have had electricity for only 1 hour. When I left home early in the morning, I was unable to have breakfast owing to lack of gas. This crisis is much bigger then any other political crisis going on. Industries are shutting down, businesses are suffering badly because of severe electricity, gas and even water shortage in certain areas.
How do we expect this country to progress when there is not even basic infrastructure working ?
The bigger problem is that the regime is not even thinking or planning about these problems as they are engulfed in a bitter battle to stay in power no matter what happens.
I can go on and on but to wrap it up: We are a nation without electricity, gas, water, basic civil rights, etc.

Note: These are the random thoughts of a highly frustrated Pakistani

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The best essay ever written

This essay was written by my great cousin Usman. The best thing about the essay is that it was written in the final school exams, and the best of the best is that he got a decent 4.5 out of 10 for it!

Note: Essay's written in Urdu

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Imran Khan's message to the Nation

Imran Khan, the one and only true hero of our nation, sent his message to the nation while he was imprisoned. As his supporter, I took the liberty of passing this message on to everyone.

Click here to view the message

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More KOF 2002 Matches

Some more matches between Faisal Molvi and Fahad/Faisal.


http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=28D9D56365D653D1

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STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of
the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current
affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I
be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the
disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The
others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at
the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted
doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand

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Re-marry?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when theWife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."

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KOF 2006 Combo video

Good news for KOF 2006 fans. I've already started working on a combo video which will be the first RKZKOF video in 2 years. The combos have been done by my friend Iron Triggor who is a well known figure in the KOF community. And I've named the video 'Super-Moves' which comes from the name of a song with the same name.

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