Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Imran Khan's message to the Nation
Imran Khan, the one and only true hero of our nation, sent his message to the nation while he was imprisoned. As his supporter, I took the liberty of passing this message on to everyone.
Click here to view the message
Click here to view the message
Thursday, November 1, 2007
More KOF 2002 Matches
Some more matches between Faisal Molvi and Fahad/Faisal.
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=28D9D56365D653D1
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=28D9D56365D653D1
Saturday, October 6, 2007
STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS
BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of
the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current
affairs.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I
be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the
disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The
others all died".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at
the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted
doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in! one ear and comes out of the
other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of
the mouth.
MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.
Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives
us light only in the
day time when we don't need it".
Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"
My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current
affairs.
Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".
Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I
be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".
Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".
Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the
disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The
others all died".
Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at
the same time."
Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry
tree, but also admitted
doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand
Re-marry?
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when theWife looks over at him and asks the question....
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again. "
WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed. "
WIFE: -- silence --
HUSBAND: "sh*t."
Sunday, July 1, 2007
KOF 2006 Combo video
Good news for KOF 2006 fans. I've already started working on a combo video which will be the first RKZKOF video in 2 years. The combos have been done by my friend Iron Triggor who is a well known figure in the KOF community. And I've named the video 'Super-Moves' which comes from the name of a song with the same name.
You know you're from Lahore when.....
You know you're from Lahore when.....
- The first 15 channels on your cable are dedicated to stage show mujras
- You buy anything and everything from Al-Fatah
- Your uncivilized next door neighbour just bought a BMW because he deals in property
- A really souped up Civic stops next to you and instead of a groovy exhaust sound, the woofers blare out an Abrar number
- At least one of your friends is a Butt
- All directions start with, "Go down to Main Boulevard"
- You think it's okay to wait 5 hours in the queue for Bashir's Fish in Mozang because he only opens 6 months in the year
- Its quite all right to run a red light if the traffic policeman doesn't have a bike to chase you
- When someone asks you ''Bhai yeh Fortress kahaan hai?'', you spread an evil grin on your face and send him to Johar Town
- If you are hungry at 3 in the morning, you go to Coffee Tea & Co in your pyjamas instead of walking to your kitchen
- Your cousins from Karachi ask you about Food Street and you say, "I went there back in 2003"
- Your winning argument about how Lahore is better than Karachi is 'Lahore Lahore aey'
- Your childhood dream of attaining higher education was to go to Aitchison or Kinnaird
- You always thank the rude shop owner because he actually let you buy something from his shop
- You go to the Daewoo stand more than the airport
- The first 15 channels on your cable are dedicated to stage show mujras
- You buy anything and everything from Al-Fatah
- Your uncivilized next door neighbour just bought a BMW because he deals in property
- A really souped up Civic stops next to you and instead of a groovy exhaust sound, the woofers blare out an Abrar number
- At least one of your friends is a Butt
- All directions start with, "Go down to Main Boulevard"
- You think it's okay to wait 5 hours in the queue for Bashir's Fish in Mozang because he only opens 6 months in the year
- Its quite all right to run a red light if the traffic policeman doesn't have a bike to chase you
- When someone asks you ''Bhai yeh Fortress kahaan hai?'', you spread an evil grin on your face and send him to Johar Town
- If you are hungry at 3 in the morning, you go to Coffee Tea & Co in your pyjamas instead of walking to your kitchen
- Your cousins from Karachi ask you about Food Street and you say, "I went there back in 2003"
- Your winning argument about how Lahore is better than Karachi is 'Lahore Lahore aey'
- Your childhood dream of attaining higher education was to go to Aitchison or Kinnaird
- You always thank the rude shop owner because he actually let you buy something from his shop
- You go to the Daewoo stand more than the airport
A chinese Call-Centre
A chinese Call-Centre
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan !
Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree .
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ...
Caller: O h .......God!! ! !
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan !
Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree .
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ...
Caller: O h .......God!! ! !
Saturday, June 30, 2007
KOF 2002 matches
Friday, June 29, 2007
Welcome to my blog
Hello everyone, the basic purpose and objectives for this blog's very existence are yet to be discovered by myself, but I'm planning to post things that i might find interesting on the net. Besides, I'll post KOF related stuff here that otherwise won't fit on RKZKOF.
So keep visiting often, you might find something of some use.
Regards,
Faran Qazi
So keep visiting often, you might find something of some use.
Regards,
Faran Qazi
