KOF 2006 Combo video

Good news for KOF 2006 fans. I've already started working on a combo video which will be the first RKZKOF video in 2 years. The combos have been done by my friend Iron Triggor who is a well known figure in the KOF community. And I've named the video 'Super-Moves' which comes from the name of a song with the same name.

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Another KOF 2002 match

Another match from the same session between Molvi Faisal and Fahad, Faisal of RKZ.

Match 3

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You know you're from Lahore when.....

You know you're from Lahore when.....


- The first 15 channels on your cable are dedicated to stage show mujras

- You buy anything and everything from Al-Fatah

- Your uncivilized next door neighbour just bought a BMW because he deals in property

- A really souped up Civic stops next to you and instead of a groovy exhaust sound, the woofers blare out an Abrar number

- At least one of your friends is a Butt

- All directions start with, "Go down to Main Boulevard"

- You think it's okay to wait 5 hours in the queue for Bashir's Fish in Mozang because he only opens 6 months in the year

- Its quite all right to run a red light if the traffic policeman doesn't have a bike to chase you

- When someone asks you ''Bhai yeh Fortress kahaan hai?'', you spread an evil grin on your face and send him to Johar Town

- If you are hungry at 3 in the morning, you go to Coffee Tea & Co in your pyjamas instead of walking to your kitchen

- Your cousins from Karachi ask you about Food Street and you say, "I went there back in 2003"

- Your winning argument about how Lahore is better than Karachi is 'Lahore Lahore aey'

- Your childhood dream of attaining higher education was to go to Aitchison or Kinnaird

- You always thank the rude shop owner because he actually let you buy something from his shop

- You go to the Daewoo stand more than the airport

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A chinese Call-Centre

A chinese Call-Centre


Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan !

Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan . And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now , Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree .

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ...

Caller: O h .......God!! ! !

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